For ENGINEERS

A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that

All the unidentified bugs are undocumented features

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing

On private network u say I m safe but hubs broadcast

The nice thing about Windows - it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box and lets you press OK first

Everybody needs a rewind/erase button. Rewind to go back to childhood and erase to eliminate the exam challenge which the engineers often face

Computers are not intelligent. This is the misunderstanding they have

The important things are always simple and the simple things are always hard

Scandisk is now checking your hard drive. You can start praying (Dedicated to soby)

Robots will be able to buy happiness, but in condensed chip form

For CS Engineers things are big when they are discovered and small as the discovery goes on. But for Mech engineers condition is just opposite

Cheers
Anmol Dhand